What Exactly One Does At Camp

So everytime a person (usually an adult) finds out about my summer camp, the following question proceeds. "Oh, so what do/did you do there?" I find this question stupid. Most adults know what goes on at summer camp. Swimming, playing games, doing arts and crafts, etc. So that's what I tell them.

Of course, that's not all that happens at camp. But it's the only part we can tell the adults about without them getting concerned.

I can't mention the thrill of successfully pantsing my counselor. Or seeing the cute twelve year old couples slow dancing awkwardly and sharing a blanket at campfires. My first time hoof picking a horse's back hooves. Twisting my ankle three times in a week, but being able to claim being the only person to play Misson Impossible on crutches.

What I really did at camp this summer?

• Have feasts in the cabin despite the fact we aren't supposed to have food in the cabin.
• Play crazy card games that involve dead dictators.
• Discussing the best make out spots in camp. (the walk in refrigeration room, anyone?)
• Making jokes about your mother
• Taking pictures that you wouldn't want your grandmother to see
• Ranting about religion and politics and why Americans can be dumbasses
• Pants people
• Be pantsed.
• Twist my ankle three times
• Bitching about who has to scoop ice cream
• Going to see the new HP movie
  
• Five way spooning at campfire.
• Be generally perverted and inappropriate 24/7
  

From now on, adults who ask me what I did at camp, I will simply refer them to this blog entry. Then again, maybe not, as I will be considered a bit of a pervert. Oh well. Lying works too.

Jódete La Gripe Porcina

The title translates to "fuck yourself, swine flu," in case you were wondering.

Today is a day for a lot of cursing, and a lot of complaining. A kid in our school has been found to have the swine flu, as of yesterday. If school gets shut down for any length of time due to "sanitizing the school" or shit like that, I'm gonna be fucking pissed. I want summer, and damn them for delaying it.

And sorry for the amount of swearing, I know it shows an uncreative and slow mind and all that stuff, but I'm mad, and forgive me for not feeling like pulling out abhorrent and homicidal and whatnot. Give me $%@$*&#$#%@!!!! Instead.

This f****** sucks.